i am feeling v unattractive right now so im going to hang upside down off my bed until im dizzy enough to believe
bisexual and pansexual people are actually made of stardust and flames and are immortal pass it on
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give a crap.
My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.
I bet whenever she sees it and is like “myeuh myeuh!” it’s just like “hey Darcy”.